It is probably worth noting before you fill in your applications...

We are eliminating 70% of the male population.   If you check "impotency" or "body odour" - I've got to tell you; you're not going to get in...

Name:
Email Address:
Penis Measurement:     Inches     cm
Penis: Circumsized      Uncircumsized
Work Skills:
Lover Skills:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:     Sorry, Redheads need not apply.....
Intellect:
Physique:
Height:
Hands: Soft      Calloused
Describe your
personality in
ten words or less:
If you could rule
the world for a day
what would
you change?
Which farm would
you consider yourself
suitable for?
Describe why
you would be an
asset to that farm:
If you lost your penis
in an accident,
would you accept
a transplant from
a dead guy?
Yes       No
Have You
Suffered
From?
Impotence
Sulking
Premature Ejeculation
Heart Condition
STDs
Rashes of Unknown Origin
Body Odour
Missing Appendange
Please attach a photo:
(Not mandatory, but advised)
Then click here:
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