Obviously Secretwomen applications are kept private and confidential - however, the males who seek to be kept alive are not afforded the same luxury.
So I have decided from here on in, male applications will be uploaded to the website. Hell, it is worth it for the sheer amusement factor because you have no idea how dumb some of these guys are. Ie. I had to create a line on the male application to say that we are killing off 70% of the male population, so checking "impotent" or "body odour" in the application, is probably a really bad idea.
Impotency. Yeah! Like we're keeping them!
So, read, laugh, enjoy - and if any of these guys sound like the one for you, by all means, email them!
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Below is the result of your feedback form.
It was submitted by
Chad (longslowcum@yahoo.com) on Monday, August 11, 2003 at 05:18:11
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| penis: |
8
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| penis measurement: |
Inch.
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| circumsized: |
Yes.
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| workskill: |
BA degrees in Physics/Literature (teaching)
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| loverskill: |
Cunnilingus, sensual massage, high stamina.
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| eyecolor: |
Brown.
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| hair: |
Brown.
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| intellect: |
Intelligent.
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| physique: |
Athletic Build.
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| height: |
Medium.
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| hands: |
Soft.
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| description: |
I am calm, laid-back, and love to worship Women.
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| rule: |
I would create a global registry where every male citizen had to register his penis and testicles as the sole property of a superior Female who would then have complete control over their use.
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| farm: |
Phallus Farm.
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| asset: |
As a male, i exist merely to please and worship the Goddesses of humanity.
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| transplant: |
Yes.
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| suffer: |
Sulking.
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Below is the result of your feedback form.
It was submitted by
Mr Nasty (therealmrnasty@yahoo.ca) on Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 15:05:49
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| penis: |
With or without extention?
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| penis measurement: |
Inch.
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| circumsized: |
No.
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| workskill: |
You call sex work?
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| loverskill: |
Expert with rubber, plastics, latex, gophers and electronic cocks.
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| eyecolor: |
Green.
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| hair: |
Brown.
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| intellect: |
Beefcake.
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| physique: |
Athletic Build.
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| height: |
Damned Tall.
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| hands: |
Calloused.
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| description: |
I'm NASTY, NASTY, NASTY! Cant remember the last time I ate something that wasn't wriggling.
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| rule: |
The disarmament treaty - shit we should all have the right to nuke any bastard we want.
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| farm: |
Breeding Farm.
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| asset: |
Now lets face it you bitches... in this 'perfect world' your still going to want to be treated like shit every now and then - I'm just the man for the job. Lets face it... when was the last time you were smashed up against a wall and brutally fucked? All those 'sensitive' guys your collecting are just a bunch of soft cocks who wish they were back in nappies.
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| transplant: |
Yes.
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| suffer: |
Heart Condition Rashes of Unknown Origin.
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Below is the result of your feedback form.
It was submitted by Mike (adas98@yahoo.com) on Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 02:26:13
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| penis: |
6 |
| penis measurement: |
Inch.
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| circumsized: |
yes.
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| workskill: |
Hard work.
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| loverskill: |
gentle,nice,slow and respect.
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| eyecolor: |
Brown.
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| hair: |
Black.
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| intellect: |
Intelligent.
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| physique: |
Athletic Build.
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| height: |
Tallish.
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| hands: |
Soft.
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| description: |
Am quiet, nice and kind and academic person.
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| rule: |
All people lives in the desert areas not the filter areas of the world.
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| farm: |
Breeding Farm.
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| asset: |
I like gardening.
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| transplant: |
No.
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| suffer: |
Rashes of Unknown Origin.
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Below is the result of your feedback form.
It was submitted by
Toyboy (toyboy101@yahoo.com)
on Monday, May 05, 2003 at 03:43:32
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| penis: |
8 |
| penis measurement: |
Inch.
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| circumsized: |
yes.
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| workskill: |
Cooking, cleaning, gardening, massage, pedicure.
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| loverskill: |
Useful tongue if required.
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| eyecolor: |
Hazel.
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| hair: |
Brown.
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| intellect: |
Intelligent.
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| physique: |
Athletic Build.
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| height: |
Damned Tall.
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| hands: |
Soft.
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| description: |
Humble submissive who desires nothing more than to serve.
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| rule: |
All males would be fitted with chastity devices.
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| farm: |
Manual Labor Farm.
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| asset: |
i would work hard to please my superiors.
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| transplant: |
Yes.
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| suffer: |
Premature Ejeculation.
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Below is the result of your feedback form.
It was submitted by You Sick Bitches !! (Suckme@underthetable.com) on Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 06:43:50
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| penis: |
Fuckin huge.
(hold on while I stop from laughing... yeah! huge! sure!) |
| penis measurement: |
mm.
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| circumsized: |
yes.
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| workskill: |
Nose pickin', crotch scratchin, wife beatin'.
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| loverskill: |
Suck me off biotchhhhh.
(and this makes you different from other men... how?)
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| eyecolor: |
Brown.
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| hair: |
Brown.
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| intellect: |
Intelligent. (somehow I'm doubting this part)
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| physique: |
Athletic Build.
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| height: |
Damned Tall.
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| hands: |
Calloused.
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| description: |
Asshole. (finally a bit of truth)
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| rule: |
Your twisted minds! (now who is living in fantasy land)
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| farm: |
Phallus Farm.
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| asset: |
Cos' you all wanna fuck me and get your spankings like good girls.
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| transplant: |
Yes.
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| suffer: |
Rashes of Unknown Origin.
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I suppose he should be allowed to stay, his ability to tell a story is sooooo good! And we never wanted to cull the feeble minded.
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